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"Garth, to the Mirth-mobile!"

"I'm starting to get hair in really weird places, man."


"She'd give a dog a bone."

"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big, something mega, something copious, something capacious, something kajunga. But, I'll probably end up working at Great America mopping up hurl and lung butter. ... Shyeahh!"

"You remember my best friend Garth Algar, right? Oh... I almost forgot, this year Garth finally got pubes."

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Jim Morrison."


"Who's he?"

"A weird naked Indian."


"Why have you brought me here?"

"To help you find some answers, Wayne."

"Answers to what?"

"Ask me a question."

"Ok... two trains are traveling at sixty miles per hour, one from Chicago, one from Los Angeles..."

"It's a sign! We will put on a concert. Oh yes... we will put on a concert."

"Ix-nay on the condescend-tionay there, Chet."

"Bobby, can I ask you a question?"


"A sphincter says what?"

"What a shitty circus!"

"I wish to God somebody would do something to block out the voices in my head, for five minutes. Voices that scream over and over. Why do they come to me to die!? Why do they come to me to die!?"

"... Ok!"

"Exsqueeze-me? Ah... baking powder?"

"Calgon? ... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

"What's your name?"

"I'm Garth. Garth Algar."

"What's yours?"

"I'm Honey Hornay."

"Nice to meet you, Miss Horny."

"I like'em teeny and toasty."

"I'm the Leprechaun! "

"Sweetie, sweetie it's me... the Leprechaun!"

"Very well, if that is your custom... prepare to die."


"Party on!"

"You don't know me. I'm not mental or anything."

"I bet you like to be in control. Tell me..."

"Well uh... when I was seventeen, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. I said, no way!"

"Oh my god, you're so limber. ... Do you have any Megadeth?"

"I'm gunna be frank."

"Ok... Can I still be Garth?"

"I am no longer a stranger in the ways of a woman."

"Ya... I have a question. When did you turn into a nut bar?"

"I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare."

"It was really hard, I stayed up all night working on it. Then the next day in gym class I was on the mini-tramp, and I got diarrhea."

"I'm just going to stay here and lick the cat's butt."

"Well thanks a pant load, Chet."

Waynes World 2 Review

Director: Stephen Surjik

Writers: Mike Myers, Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner

Released: December 10, 1993

Movie length: 96 minutes

Cast: Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

Christopher Walken - Bobby Cahn

Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong

Chris Farley - Milton

Ralph Brown - Del Preston

James Hong - Jeff Wong

Rip Taylor - Himself

Steven Tyler - Himself - Aerosmith Singer

Joe Perry - Himself - Aerosmith Guitarist

Brad Whitford - Himself - Aerosmith Guitarist

Tom Hamilton - Himself - Aerosmith Bassist

Joey Kramer - Himself - Aerosmith Drummer

Lee Tergesen - Terry

Dan Bell - Neil

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