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"I'm gunna graduate! I wish we'd known each other... this is a little awkward."
"Apparently, they give out a lot less 'D' pluses than 'D' minuses."
"I did call, earlier when using the phone."
"Earlier, when was that?"
"Errr... later when then I left a message."
"Later... What number did you call?"
"I think your brain has a thick candy shell."
Your... Your brain has the shell on it.
"Are you talking?"
"Shut up, Richard."
"I was checkin' the specs... on the end line... for the rotary girder... I'm retarded."
"I can't believe you've never been cow tippin' before. Get ready to live!"
"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
"You better pray to god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!"
"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?"
"No no... No your face does."
"Ha... it's a clip on..."
"Now it's sale time so remember we take no..."
"No shit from anyone!"
"We don't take no prisoners!"
"We don't take no for an answer."
"I'll tell you what, you can take a good look up a butchers ass by stickin' your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"
"What? I'm failing to make the connection here."
"No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."
"Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat..."
"Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then I'm like JoJo the idiot circus boy, with a pretty new pet."
"Tommy likey. Tommy want wingey."
"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will."
"Richard, were you watching Spanktravision?"
"No thank you... sleeping."
"Can you come back in an hour?"
"Housekeeping, you want towel!?"
"No towels, need sleepy."
"Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow!?"
"Please go away... let me sleep for the LOVE OF GOD!"
"You want me to jerk you off?"
"What kind of hotel is this? ... Who the hell are... Oh, it's you."
Good morning, sunshine.
"He's a big dumb animal isn't he folks?"
Tommy Boy Review
Director: Pete Segal
Writers: Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner
Released: March 31, 1995
Movie length: 97 minutes
Cast: Chris Farley - Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III
David Spade - Richard Hayden
Brian Dennehy - Thomas 'Big Tom' Callahan
Bo Derek - Beverly Barish, aka Beverly Burns
Dan Aykroyd - Ray Zalinsky
Julie Warner - Michelle Brock
Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer
Zach Grenier - Ted Reilly
James Blendick - Ron Gilmore, Banker
Clinton Turnbull - Young Thomas Callahan III
Ryder Britton - Young Richard Hayden
Paul Greenberg - Skittish Student
Graeme Millington - Frat Boy
Michael Cram - Frat Boy
Dean Marshall - Frat Boy
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