The Man With Two Brains Movie Lines
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"Get that cat out of here!"
"When I saw how slimy the human brain was I... I knew that's what I wanted to do with the rest of my life."
"Would you read that back to me, I'm afraid that might make me sound pompous to your readers."
"My brilliant research and brain trust plantation is unsurpassed and would probably have my name live beyond eternity."
"No, that's alright. Take out the probably."
"That's alright, a lot of people mispronounce it. But it sounds just the way its spelled. H-F-H-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R."
"Little girl... I want you to do something very important, alright?"
"I want you to run home, and I want you to call the ER of North Bank general hospital. 932-1000. Tell him to set up O.R.6 immediately and contact anesthesiologist Isadora Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Have him send an ambulance with a paramedic crew, light I.V D5NW-KVO, you got it?"
"E.R North Bank General Hospital 932-1000 setup O.R6, contact anesthesiologist Isadora Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Ambulance with paramedics and light I.V. D5NW and KVO."
"... That's good."
"Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me."
"Oh... it does, does it? Well, its not your job to diagnose!"
"But I thought..."
"You thought, you thought, just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all! Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma, its epidural. Ha! God damn that makes me mad."
"There's only one other person I'd trust to perform this operation, Beckerman. But Dr.Beckerman was murdered in Europe. You know that."
"Exactly, not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away."
"Give me s a little sweat on my upper lip ... Ok remove sweat."
"Scat! Damn cats around here!"
"She has a behind so sexy, you want to eat lunch off it. Just like we did, remember?"
"Pointy birds, Oh... pointy pointy, Anoint my head. Anointy nointy..."
"What are those assholes doing on the porch?"
"Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced Hizalias."
"Ladies and gentlemen. I can envision a day, when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people."
"Dolly Parton wants to have my baby. Don't tell me I'm old fashioned."
"The only time we doctors should accept death, is when it's caused by our own incompetence."
"Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite... Oh! Nineteenth century Indian rubber vase, eh!?"
"Who are you?"
"Ann, Ann Uumellmahaye."
"Just screw your head on a little bit tighter. You can be well."
"I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar anywhere, who's as happy as I am."
"Are you out of your head? ... Sorry, I forgot."
"I bought you a pair of wax lips..."
"Into the mud, scum queen!"
"As you know my research has advanced to a point, where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla."
"I can't fuck a gorilla!"
"God damn, your drunk tests are hard!"
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Director: Carl Reiner
Writers: George Gipe, Steve Martin and Carl Reiner
Released: June 3, 1983
Movie length: 93 minutes
Cast: Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Paul Benedict - Butler
Richard Brestoff - Dr. Pasteur
James Cromwell - Realtor
George Furth - Timon
Peter Hobbs - Dr. Brandon
Earl Boen - Dr. Felix Conrad
Bernie Hern - Gun Seller
Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen
William Traylor - Inspector
Randi Brooks - Fran
Bernard Behrens - James Gladstone
Russell Orozco - Juan
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