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"Is that a yes, or a no?"

"I thought I made it perfectly clear, If everything else falls apart... maybe."

"I heard he got a scholarship to Princeton, but he's going to Europe first to model."

"Ya... I was thinkin' of doing that."

"Nice muffs!"

"Have you seen my weena?!"

"I can't believe she knew my name... Some of my best friends didn't know my name."

"He's only two hundred thirty... huh?"

"Poor Teddy's been getting a bug barrels from a Wisenheimer here."

"Dad, you haven't been bustin' Ted's chops have you?"

"Oh... I was just fuckin' with him, right Ted? You know... Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Is it the frank, or the beans?"

"I don't know, I think it's a little of both."

"Frank and beans! Frank and beans!"

"Neighbor's said they heard a woman scream."

"You're lookin' at him."

"Husband? Negative. Children and a Labrador? Negative. Tight little package? ... Affirmative."

"So, she's a little... she's a little chubby?"

"I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half, not bad."

"What are you doing in Miami?"

"... I took a job offer."

"With who?"

"With ahh... Rice-A-Roni."

"Isn't that the San Francisco treat?"

"It was. They're changing their image."

"Really, it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing to ever happen to you!"

"Want to say that a little louder?"

"I'm sorry, but it was."

"I never told you that!"

"Oh... Christ Ted, I was only four towns away."

"My real passion is my hobby."

"Really, what's that?"

"I work with retards."

"We got this one kid, Mongo. He's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater, but he's a good shit."

"Them goofy bastards are just about the best thing I got goin' in this crazy world."

"Would you like a little clam dip, doll?"

"Ah... No thank you, I'd like a bunt cake if you have one."

"Step into my office. 'Cause your fuckin' fired!"

"The last time I had a papsmear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

"Cough it up, chompers."

"Hey pops, a couple more nitrate-sicles please."

"Two corn dogs, comin' up."

"You know what I'd like to see. I'd to see more meat in a cone."

"Ya... well ummm..., I may have been blowin' a little smoke up your ass there, Mary."

"What the hell is Brett Favre here for?"

"I'm in town to play the Dolphins, dumb ass."

There's Something About Mary Review

Director: Bobby Farrelly

Writers: Peter Farrelly

Released: July 15, 1998

Movie length: 119 / 134 minutes director's cut

Cast: Cameron Diaz - Mary Jensen

Matt Dillon - Pat Healy

Ben Stiller - Ted Stroehmann

Lee Evans - Tucker/Norman Phipps

Chris Elliott - Dom Woganowski

Lin Shaye - Magda

Jeffrey Tambor - Sully

Markie Post - Sheila Jensen

Keith David - Charlie Jensen

W. Earl Brown - Warren Jensen

Sarah Silverman - Brenda

Khandi Alexander - Joanie

Marnie Alexenburg - Lisa

Danny Murphy - Boss' Brother

Richard Tyson - Detective Krevoy

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