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"Where's your sister?"

"He's in the bathroom, primpin' himself. He thinks we're going to a fashion show, I guess."

"What do you think Dad, you ever seen such a good lookin' head of hair?"

"Just get your ass movin' pretty boy."

"Dad, I got a job."

"That ain't a job, that's an excuse to avoid reality."

"Ever since the hairy ass incident, it's like you've been out of the game."

"When did you actually meet?"


"Oh... today's Saturday. Ok, so you were married without a best man when?"


"Oh... so you had a full twenty four hours to get to know each other."


"No, I'm relieved honey aren't you. I thought they might of rushed into this."

"You know what guys, don't listen to Francis. He's about as impulsive and romantic as a nun. In fact you know what honey, I'm wondering in fact why you didn't become one?"

"So am I honey..."

"One wasn't better than the other, they were just different."

"They better damn well be different. He's an old man who can't control his bladder and has to wear diapers. And, I'm a young stallion in the prime of my youth."

"That's Jim, you'll have to meet him, he's a good guy."

"Oh is he, ya? Jim's a good guy? Good... good, well I guess if I'm gunna be lookin' at his pecker every morning, he may as well be a good guy right?"

"Let me get this straight, you don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?"

"It's like you've been driving a '74 Buick your whole life. Then suddenly, you find yourself behind the wheel of a brand new Porsche. How do you go back to the Buick?"

"I would rather live in the back of this cab, than let something like rent get in the way of our romance. What do you have to say to that?"

"Ok... ok. When your right, you're right."

"Forgot Mr. Summer Breeze is so sensitivo..."

"You mention that goddamn down cycle one more time, I swear to God, I will cut that maleness right off."

"You have to get divorced first, Fran."

"Well ya. Sure but... well this will be like a pre-divorce, pre-engagement engagement ring."

"Day late and dollar short, you know what I mean?"

Shes The One Review

Director: Edward Burns

Writers: Edward Burns

Released: August 23, 1996

Movie length: 96 minutes

Cast: Edward Burns - Mickey Fitzpatrick

Mike McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick

Cameron Diaz - Heather

Jennifer Aniston - Renee

Maxine Bahns - Hope

John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

Malachy McCourt - Tom

Leslie Mann - Connie

Amanda Peet - Molly

Anita Gillette - Carol

Frank Vincent - Ron

Beatrice Winde - Older Woman

Eugene Osborne Smith - Older Man

Robert Weil - Mr. De Lucca

Tom Tammi - Father John

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