Napoleon Dynamite Movie Lines
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"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel like I want to do. God!"
"What kind of gun did you use?"
"A frickin' twelve gauge, what do you think?!"
"Have you talked to the school nurse?"
"No, she doesn't know anything!"
"Can you bring me my Chapstick?"
"But my lips hurt real bad!"
"You know there is like a butt load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
"You got like... three feet of air that time."
"How was school?"
"Worst day of my life, what do ya think!?"
"Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesi-dilla!"
"We both know I'm training to become a cage fighter."
"Since when Kip, you have the worst reflexes of all time."
"Tina ya fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"It's called Rex-Quan-Do!"
"Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!!"
"I'm just going to break the wrist, and walk away... Break the wrist, and walk away..."
"Take a look at what I'm wearing people. Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face, while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it..."
"Build her a cake, or something."
"How long did it take you to grow that mustache?"
"A couple of days."
"I see your drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think your fat? 'Cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it, 'cause I can't fit my numchuks in there anymore."
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made!"
"What's a liger?"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and tiger mixed. Bred for its skills and magic."
"See, this isn't your run of the mill crapper wear."
"Ya... he's a tender little guy. Still gets beat up and what not."
"Ow! Your bruising my neck meat."
"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!?"
"Do chickens have large talons?"
"Took me like... three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"What are my skills?"
"Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're real good at hooking up with chicks. Plus, your like the only guy at school with a mustache."
"I've already got a soul mate."
"Oh ya... what's her name again?"
"How's your neck?"
That's too bad... Pedro offers you his protection.
"Sorry Napoleon, we're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib. Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me."
"Too bad, she said doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak!"
"Pedro, just listen to your heart. That's what I do."
"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."
"I caught you a delicious bass... Want to play me?"
Napoleon Dynamite Review
Director: Jared Hess
Writers: Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess
Released: August 27, 2004
Movie length: 82 minutes
Cast: Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Jon Gries - Uncle Rico
Efren Ramirez - Pedro Sanchez
Aaron Ruell - Kip Dynamite
Diedrich Bader - Rex
Tina Majorino - Deb
Sandy Martin - Grandma
Haylie Duff - Summer Wheatly
Trevor Snarr - Don
Shondrella Avery - LaFawnduh Lucas
Bracken Johnson - Randy
Carmen Brady - Starla
Ellen Dubin - Ilene
J.C. Cunningham - Jock #1
James Stevens - Jock #2
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