Evan Almighty Movie Lines

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"I feel like that old Indian, in front of all that garbage."

"Rita, I think I have to do the dance."

"Do the dance... That's enough of the dance."

"You stuck in your thumb and pulled out a plum, my friend!"

"Hey! When you're on my lawn keep it in your butt!"

"C'mon! I mean a beard!? A beard's so dirty."

"Ok ya... to answer any questions you might have, I am going through adult puberty!"

"This robe? God sent me the robe. He thought it would be funny. I actually think it's really comfortable."

"Evan, what are you doing? You have a pony tail on your face!"

"The way things go around here, if he gets any crazier, we may end up in the White House!"

"He's building the boat with two of every kind of animal. Still to be collected: two giraffes, two elephants, and one more jackass!"

"If some prays for patience, you think God gives them patience, or does he give them the opportunity to be more patient? If they prayed for courage, does he give them courage, or does he give them opportunity to be courageous? If someone prayed for family to be closer, you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?"

"Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation!?"

"How do we change the world?"

"One Act of Random Kindness at a time."

"I now issue a new commandment... 'Thou shalt do the dance!'"

Evan Almighty Review

Director: Tom Shadyac

Writers: Steve Oederkerk, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow

Released: June 22, 2007

Movie length: 95 / 90 minutes (USA)

Cast: Steve Carell - Evan Baxter

Morgan Freeman - God

Lauren Graham - Joan Baxter

Johnny Simmons - Dylan Baxter

Graham Phillips - Jordan Baxter

Jimmy Bennett - Ryan Baxter

John Goodman - Congressman Chuck Long

Wanda Sykes - Rita Daniels

John Michael Higgins - Marty Stringer

Jonah Hill - Eugene

Molly Shannon - Eve Adams

Harve Presnell - Congressman Burrows

P.J. Byrne - Evan's Staffer #1

Ralph Louis Harris - Evan's Staffer #2

Arden Myrin - Evan's Staffer #3

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