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"Anyway I'm not gunna squeeze one out until I'm like thirty."
"Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? ... because I heard that's a really great place to raise children."
"When can I squeeze one out?"
"Not 'till eighth grade."
"Did you toilet paper the Johnson's?"
"Our son just called me a bitch."
"Your not a bitch. You're bitchin. But your not a bitch."
"28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
"If it fell from a plane, then what happened to the plane?"
"What happens if you tell mom and dad about this, Sam?"
"You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal."
"God damn right I will."
"Donnie Darko, maybe your brush with mass destruction you can give us your opinion."
"Well, they say right when they flood the house and tear it to shreds, that like destruction, is a form of creation. They just want to see what happens, when they tear the world apart. They want to change things."
"So, we're supposed to tell anyone, what nobody knows?"
"I met a new friend."
"Real or imaginary?"
"Would you like to talk about this friend?"
"Wake up Donnie..."
"Donnie Darko... what the hell kinda name is that? Its like some sort of superhero or something."
"What makes you think I'm not?"
"No, that was a compliment."
"Beer and pussy. That's all I need."
"We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
"Ya... not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blond that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."
"Smurfette doesn't fuck."
"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because, all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."
"No no no... not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."
"Ok then, you know what? She fucks them, and Vanity watches. Ok?"
"What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action."
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But, the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life, transformed her. And, as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little... white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick!?"
"Dammit, Donnie! Why you gotta get all smart on us!?"
"How old is Gramma Death?"
"One hundred and one."
"Why did you make me flood the school?"
"...They are in great danger."
"Where do you come from?"
"Do you believe in time travel?"
"...Who are you talking to?"
"I was just taking my pills, Sam."
"The are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like... the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories, and then just deny everything else!"
"What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer?"
"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exerciser card into my anus!"
"Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?"
"She said, that every living creature on earth dies alone."
"Do you feel alone, right now?"
"Oh... I dunno. I mean, I'd like to believe I'm not. But, I just... I've just never seen any proof so I... I just don't debate it anymore, you know? It's like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over again, weighing the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have any proof so I just... I just don't debate it anymore. It's absurd."
"The search for God is absurd?"
"It is if everyone dies alone."
"Has he ever told you about his friend, Frank?"
"Yes, the giant bunny rabbit."
"Good morning, you mongrels!"
"It breaks my heart to say this... But, I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for answers in all the wrong places."
"You're right actually, I am pretty... I'm pretty troubled, and I pretty confused, but I... and I am afraid, really really afraid... really afraid... but, I think you're the fucking anti-Christ!"
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
"How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?"
"It feels wonderful."
"I promise one day everything is going to be better for you."
"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."
"Dear, Roberta Sparrow. I've reached the end of your book. There's so many things I need to ask you. Sometimes, I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes, I'm afraid you'll tell me this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope. That the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope when the world comes to an end...I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
"Hey? What's going on?"
"A horrible accident. My neighbor... got killed."
"... Got smushed by a jet engine."
"What was his name?"
"Donnie. Donnie Darko."
Donnie Darko Review
Director: Richard Kelly
Writers: Richard Kelly
Released: January 30, 2002
Movie length: 113 / 133 minutes director's cut
Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko
Holmes Osborne - Eddie Darko
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Elizabeth Darko
Daveigh Chase - Samantha Darko
Mary McDonnell - Rose Darko
James Duval - Frank
Arthur Taxier - Dr. Fisher
Patrick Swayze - Jim Cunningham
Mark Hoffman- Police Officer
David St. James - Bob Garland
Tom Tangen - Man in Red Jogging Suit
Jazzie Mahannah - Joanie James
Jolene Purdy - Cherita Chen
Stuart Stone - Ronald Fisher
Gary Lundy - Sean Smith
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