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"Don't write it up. C'mon man. Its my mother in laws car alright? She's already mad at me 'cause I'm not a dentist."

"As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza."

"This is Buckwheat, the clubhouse is open."

"Colonel Stewart, can we have a few words please?"

"You can have two. Fuck and you."

"Hey man."

"What is it?"

"You got a key to this door?"

"Ya... why?"

"'Cause, I want you to open it up. That's why."

"Is there a cop on duty around here?"

"Airport police."

"Go gettem."

"Nice guess, asshole. I'm a cop, that was the bad guy."

"Where's your I.D"

"... On the way to Cleveland."

"What did you do?"

"Knocked out two of his teeth."

"Would you like some champagne?"

"You fail me again and the chamber won't be empty. Dismissed."

"You think that badge is going to get you a free lunch or something around here?"

"That punk pulled a glock seven on me. Know what that is? It's a porcelain gun, made in Germany. Doesn't show up in your airport X-ray machines here, and cost more than you make in a month."

"You'd be surprised what I make in a month."

"If it's more than a dollar ninety eight I'd be surprised."

"What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"

"Ya... take that twinkie out of your mouth and grab a pencil will ya?"

"Oh... just a feeling I have."

"Ouch... When you get those kinds of feelings insurance companies start to go bankrupt."

"Listen ahh...your not pissin' in somebody's pool are ya?"

"Ya... and I'm fresh out of chlorine."

"Just the fax ma'am. Just the fax."

"I saw the stiff. Word is, that was your handy work."

"No. I only do needlepoint."

"Goddamn bottle neck. Nice place for an ambush... What's the fastest way you could get me out to that spot?"

"Just once, I'd like a regular normal Christmas. Eggnog. Fuckin' Christmas tree. Little turkey. But no, I gotta crawl in some fuckin' tin can!"

"Damn it, I hate it when I'm right."

"Where do we get those big portable lights? Borrow them from Batman?"

"Writing your acceptance speech for the video sleaze awards?"

"You're the wrong guy, in the wrong place, at the wrong time."

"Story of my life."

"Guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all."

"No you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole."

"Its time to kick ass."

"Yippee-kiyay motherfucker."

Die Hard 2 Review

Director: Renny Harlin

Writers: Walter Wager, Steven E. de Souza & Doug Richardson

Released: July 4, 1990

Movie length: 124 minutes

Cast: Bruce Willis - John McClane

Bonnie Bedelia - Holly McClane

William Atherton - Richard Thornburg

William Sadler - Col. Stuart

Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell

Franco Nero - Gen. Ramon Esperanza

John Amos - Maj. Grant

Dennis Franz - Capt. Carmine Lorenzo

Art Evans - Leslie Barnes

Fred Dalton Thompson - Trudeau

Tom Bower - Marvin

Sheila McCarthy - Samantha 'Sam' Coleman

Don Harvey - Garber

Tony Ganios - Baker

Peter Nelson - Thompson

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