Batman Movie Lines

Batman movie lines rating: PG-13

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! What are you!?"

"I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Batman."

"Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else."

"You know what they say? They say he can't be killed... They say he drinks blood..."

"I say... your full of shit, Knox. Oh ah... you can quote me on that."

"Lieutenant, is there a six foor bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so... what's he pullin' down, after taxes?"

"Hello, legs!"

"I'm reading your stuff."

"Well, I'm reading yours."

"Ah... Vale, will you marry me?"


"... Will you buy me lunch?"

"Oh... Mr. Dent, I love that tie. Ah... yo, Gordo and I were just discussing pros and cons of winged vigilantes, what's your stand?"

"Mr. Knox, we have enough problems in the city without worrying about ghost and goblins!"

"... That's not a denial!"

"Oh... I read your work. I like it... I like it a lot."

"Oh... thanks, can I have a grant?"

"We've been ratted out here, boys. Watch out..."

"Jack is dead my friend... you can call me Joker."

"What's with that stupid grin?"

"Life's been good to me."

Oh... I got a live one here!""

"Oh there'll be a hot time, in the old town tonight!" Wooooo-hoo!

"Bob... ahh... remember... you... are my number one guy!"

"I'm glad you're dead... I'm glad you're dead... ha ha ha ha!"

"Hello Vinny, it's your uncle Bingo! Time to pay the check..."

"Batman! Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat, gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

"Stop the press! Who's that?"

"That's Vicky Vale."

"Jesus maroomba, a lovely beast like that running around... could put steam in a man's strides."

"She's dating some guy named Wayne."

"She's about to trade up."

"I'm of a mind to make some mookie."

"So much to do... and so little time."

"New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient! ... Smylex."

"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!"

"I now do of what only other people dream! I make art, until someone dies. See! He he he he he... I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist."

"What do you want?"

"My face... on the one dollar bill."

"You must be joking?"

"Do I look like I'm joking?"

"So, what can I do for you?"

"Oh... little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance..."

"Where does he get those wonderful toys!"

"You're not exactly normal..."

"It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"

"You can't have an omelet with out breaking some eggs."

"You wanna get nuts! Come on! Let's get nuts!"

"Tell me something my friend... ever dance with the devil, by the pale moonlight?"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

"I just gotta know... are we gunna try to love each other?"

"I'd like to... but he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work..."

"And now, folks, it's time for 'Who Do You Trust!' Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where's the Bat Man... ? ... He's at home, washing his tights!"

"If you gotta go... go with a smile!"

"It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the beast! ... Of course, anyone else calls you 'beast'... I'll rip there lungs out."

"I've received a letter from Batman this morning. 'Please inform the citizens of Gotham, that Gotham City has earned a rest from crime. But if the forces of evil should rise again, and cast a shadow on the heart of the city... call me."

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