Army Of Darkness Movie Lines

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"Shop smart. Shop 'S' Mart."

"It came back... Big time."

"Easy now, Chief..."

"Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants."

"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"You gotta understand, man! I never even saw these assholes before!"

"You know, your shoe lace is untied."

"Alright... Who wants some? Who's next. Huh? How 'bout it. Who wants some? Huh? Who wants to have a little...? You? You want some more? Huh...? You want a little? Do ya? Do want some more?...Huh!? ...Huh!?"

"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOM STICK!"

"First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me... Blow."

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"Yo! ... She-bitch, let's go."

"What's the matter!? You raised in a barn!? Shut the door!"

"I made this for thee."

"Good, I could use a horse blanket."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Good? Bad? ... I'm the guy with the gun."

"I'm through being their garbage boy. I did my part. Now I want back. Like in the deal..."


"How are ya? Ya, great, great... Get the fuck outta my face!"

"Now whoa... whoa right there spinach chin."

"That's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."

"Go ahead and run. Go home and cry to mama. Me!?... I'm through runnin!"

"That's a sight for sore bones."

"Ya... maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

"You found me beautiful once."

"Honey, you got real ugly."

"Name's Ash... Housewares."

"In my own way I am king. Hail to the king baby."

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