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"Good cop, bad cop... Reverse psychology. Stare down contests. Threats. You name it, I've done it. But, why don't we leap frog all that bull shit, save ourselves a lot of aggravation and time, of which there is close to zero!"

"Does my premium rewards membership come with sarcasm?"

"That's us! The glamor and the glory."

"Will you at least get that vermin to shut up!?"

"Don't worry Mary Kate, his hair plugs can't hurt you!"

"You like that? Baby got back, front and side to side. Eh... you all two get together, you might have like two twenty pound babies or somethin!"

"Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!"

"Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube, and we're thirty thousand feet in the air. And, any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay, or a hydraulic, and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So, my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out!"

"That's what I'm talking about! ...I got bit too."

"What was the first thing I said to you?"

"Things have changed! There's a whole plane plane full of snakes! God... 'Do as I say you live!'"

"... Nothin's changed."

"Snakes don't attack unless they are provoked, right? Something up there is making them go crazy."

"No shit."

"That's good news, snakes on crack!"

"I'll round up all the dead ones I can find, I'll and call you back, ok?"

"Make it fast. Time is tissue."

"You don't think I know it's hotter than hell, in here!? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back."

"You slowed down?"

"Ya... well, you know, it's that or option 'B'."

"Which is!?"

"I go faster, and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs..."

"Sit your ass down, Clarence."

"I can't believe I'm gunna say this... Can anyone fly a plane?"

"Ya... ya... I can do this."

"We gotta clear the snakes out of the cockpit!"

"Ya... ya... clear the snakes out of the cockpit ya..."

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these muthafuckin' snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

"Everybody strap in! We're about to open up some muthafuckin' windows!"

"This shit's bananas!"

"Arlight, wutsup wutsup, yo? It is what it is... this is your new pilot, Troy speakin... And, sittin' next to me is my main man. My brother from another mother. The biggest pimp that I know! Super fly agent Flynn everybody! Agent Flynn!"

"What squadron were you with?"

"The Awesome Fightin' Aces. Man, I'm tellin' ya, that video game's got the shit locked down tight!"

"Sir, are you telling me that you're only real flight time, is at the controls of a video game!?"

"So, you are pretty good at this game, right?"

"Yes man! No problem! I mean, my older brother Randy's got the high score but.. I'm good."

"My ass is comin' in for a landing!"

"Turn this big mutherfucker left, Troy!"

"All praises to the Playstation!"

"Woo! Hell ya! Who's house is this!? Troy's house! That's right!"

Snakes On A Plane Review

Director: David R. Ellis

Writers: John Heffernan, Sebastian Gutierrez and David Dalessandro

Released: August 18, 2006

Movie length: 105 minutes

Cast: Samuel L. Jackson - Neville Flynn

Julianna Margulies - Claire Miller

Nathan Phillips - Sean Jones

Rachel Blanchard - Mercedes

Flex Alexander - Three G's

Kenan Thompson - Troy

Keith Dallas - Big Leroy

Lin Shaye - Grace

Bruce James - Ken

Sunny Mabrey - Tiffany

Casey Dubois - Curtis

Daniel Hogarth - Tommy

Gerard Plunkett - Paul

Terry Chen - Chen Leong

Elsa Pataky - Maria

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