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"You know, I was once in a vault when it was being robbed..."

"Is it a special occasion?"

"It's our second, third anniversary."

"As it turns out, I'm not the only one in the world looking for Ocean's eleven."

"Just relax. Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead."

"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream."

"Would you agree?"

"If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."


"Ya, eh? Uh-huh... When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider. With a tea cozy. Years later, I realized there was not a spider... it was my uncle Harold."

"Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams, I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been."

"I don't even understand what happened in there."

"You called his niece a whore."

"A very cheap one."

"She's seven."

"Are we hosting a telethon we don't know about?"

"Am I the only who feels funny... about stealing from a handicap guy?"

"Ok, Mr. Nightfox, what's this information gunna cost me?"

"Don't worry. Nothing."

"Nothing? Who do you think your dealing with. Nothing costs nothing!"

"Such an ape. An animal, no feelings you are."

"It's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why."


"Do I look fifty to you?"



"Well, I mean only ...from the neck up."

"Who's that sexy phone voice? Very early Bond."

"He told me everything was fine. He lied right to me."

"Well what I think he meant by fine is that we're running low on time and money. Now we're deeper in debt then when we started."

"Bruce, Glen Snackwell: publicity."

"Snack Bar...?"


"Imagine yourself in a room that's too short for you to stand up in, and not wide enough for you to lie down in. A room with no light. No heat. And stone walls scratched by the teeth and nails of desperate men. Men driven crazy by isolation. You will have rats for company. And a small window that looks out on a world that has passed you by. You parents will grow old and die, just like your dreams. Your friends will forget your name. Tell your stories as their own, 'cause what good is a story if the person who owns it has vanished?"

"What do you want?"

"I'll give you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month."

"I'll eat your whole head at once..."

"If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved."

"You better not be, Reuben. You better not be."

Oceans Twelve Review

Director: Steven Soderbergh

Writers: George Clayton Johnson, Jack Golden Russell and George Nolfi

Released: September 10, 2004

Movie length: 125 minutes

Cast: Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Isabel Lahiri

George Clooney - Danny Ocean

Ed Kross - Bank Officer

Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

Don Tiffany - House Painter

Anne Jacques - Shop Owner

David Sontag - Plainclothes Goon #1

Larry Sontag - Plainclothes Goon #2

Andy Garcia - Terry Benedict

Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy

Dina Connolly - Virgil's Fiancée

Scott Caan - Turk Malloy

Nelson Peltz - Partygoer

Mini Anden - Supermodel

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