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"Do you want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks, and you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes."

"Fists with your toes."

"I know, I know, its sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years. Yes sir, better than a shower and a hot cop of coffee."


"You think that baby can handle a little sip?"

"That baby is ready to tend bar."

"Its my first day driving a limo."

"That's ok, it's my first time ridin' one."

"Your alright, Argyle."

"Cute toy."

"Ya... if you have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper."

"What's up with you and your old lady, man?"

"Vote's not in yet."

"Now you can break the code?"

"... You didn't bring me along for my charming personality."

"Why didn't you stop'em, John. Because then you'd be dead too, asshole. Think, damn it think..."

"Come on baby, come to papa, I'll kiss your fuckin' dalmatian."

"Drop it dickhead, it's the police."

"You won't hurt me."

"Oh ya? Why not?"

"Because your a policeman. There are rules for policeman."

"Ya... that's what my captain keeps telling me."

"Nine million terrorists in the world, I have to kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

"Now I have a machine gun. HO HO HO!"

"This channel is reserve for emergency calls only."

"No fuckin' shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?"

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs..."

"Next time you have a chance to kill someone don't hesitate."

"Thanks for the advice."

"Welcome to the party pal!"

"They're turning my car into swiss cheese!"

"Who are you then?"

"Just a fly in the ointment. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass."

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, cowboy?"

"Yippee-kiyay motherfucker."

"Listen fast, this is a party line and the neighbors got itchy trigger fingers..."

"Twas' the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring accept... the four assholes comin' in the rear in standard two by two cover formation."

"Let's see you take this under advisement jerk-weed. Geronimo motherfucker..."

"Now you listen to me jerk-off, you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Now quit being part of the fuckin' problem and put the other guy back on!"

"Hans... bubby... I'm your white knight."

"Why don't you wake up and smell what your shovelin!"

"I'm agent Johnson. This is special agent Johnson."

"After all your posturing, after all your little speeches, your nothing but a common thief."

"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. Maclane. And since I am moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite."

"I'm gunna kill you! I'm gunna cook you! And I'm gunna eat you!"

"Just like Saigon, hey slick!"

"I was in Junior High, dickhead."

"Still the cowboy, Mr. Maclane. Americans all alike. Well this time John Wayne doesn't ride off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."

"Its Gary Cooper asshole."

"Happy trails Hans..."

"If this is your idea of Christmas, I gotta be there for New Years..."

Die Hard Review

Director: John McTiernan

Writers: Roderick Thorp, Jeb Stuart and Steven E. de Souza

Released: July 15, 1988

Movie length: 131 minutes

Cast: Bruce Willis - John McClane

Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell

Bonnie Bedelia - Holly Gennero McClane

Alexander Godunov - Karl

Paul Gleason - Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson

William Atherton - Richard Thornburg

De'voreaux White - Argyle

Hart Bochner - Harry Ellis

Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber

Dennis Hayden - Eddie

Clarence Gilyard Jr. - Theo

Bruno Doyon - Franco

Andreas Wisniewski - Tony

James Shigeta - Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi

Robert Davi - FBI Special Agent Johnson

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