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"You slept with my twin sister on Saturday, that's why I'm so upset!"

"How do you know for sure it wasn't you?"

"'Cause I wasn't there!"

"It sure looked like you were there to me. C'mon, let's figure this out together, this is a tricky situation. Do me a favor, say 'Oh Chuck, keep butterin' my biscuit."



"Holy Shamoo!"



"Boulanaise!"

"Looks more like bowl of shit."



"Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gunna tell is pretty rough. They... removed your entire body. Your nothin' but a head now."

"What?"

"They said that there was enough fat on your head to re-build you a new body so they got scientists in the other room workin' on it."



"I can't be gay for ya, Larry. I can be a lesbian for ya, but that's about it."



"So you haven't always been gay?"

"No ahh... I'm newly ah... gay. When she died, I knew I would never find another woman who would make me as happy and ahh... that's when I boarded the dude train."



"This is Glen Aldritch, from the penis department ahh... 'Pension Department'."



"Balls and weiners all the way, right here!"



"We gotta make this place more gay!"

"More gay?"

"Ya... he went through our trash, he says it's not gay enough."

"Well let's gay that shit up then!"



"Are you kidding me, there's no silicone here, I swear!"

"Oh... no big deal if they are or not, I don't care."

"I've got nothing to hide. Feel'em."

"Feel'em?"

"Feel'em!"

"I mean I... I... I... ah... ahh... I have a ahh... I'd rather feel a flabby man pec to be honest with ya, but in the name of science... if you need me to hold your bodacious bahama-mamas, or whatever the guys call'em nowadays, I'll do it. "



"Why'd you pick Larry? I mean I workout. I tweeze my unibrow. Am I not good lookin' enough for you or some shit?"

"No no no, Ronaldo, you're just not my type. You're a ten. I just like'em... chubby. That's my thing..."

"I'm a ten! Ya hear that, I'm a ten! Wahooo!"

"... On a scale to a hundred."




I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry Review

Director: Dennis Dugan

Writers: Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor

Released: July 20, 2007

Movie length: 110 minutes

Cast: Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

Kevin James - Larry Valentine

Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough

Dan Aykroyd - Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Ving Rhames - Fred G. Duncan

Steve Buscemi - Clinton Fitzer

Nicholas Turturro - Renaldo Pinera

Allen Covert - Steve

Rachel Dratch - Benefits Supervisor

Richard Chamberlain - Councilman Banks

Nick Swardson - Kevin McDonough

Blake Clark - Crazy Homeless Man

Mary Pat Gleason - Teresa the Maid

Matt Winston - Glen Aldrich

Lance Bass - Band Leader



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