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"You slept with my twin sister on Saturday, that's why I'm so upset!"
"How do you know for sure it wasn't you?"
"'Cause I wasn't there!"
"It sure looked like you were there to me. C'mon, let's figure this out together, this is a tricky situation. Do me a favor, say 'Oh Chuck, keep butterin' my biscuit."
"Looks more like bowl of shit."
"Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gunna tell is pretty rough. They... removed your entire body. Your nothin' but a head now."
"They said that there was enough fat on your head to re-build you a new body so they got scientists in the other room workin' on it."
"I can't be gay for ya, Larry. I can be a lesbian for ya, but that's about it."
"So you haven't always been gay?"
"No ahh... I'm newly ah... gay. When she died, I knew I would never find another woman who would make me as happy and ahh... that's when I boarded the dude train."
"This is Glen Aldritch, from the penis department ahh... 'Pension Department'."
"Balls and weiners all the way, right here!"
"We gotta make this place more gay!"
"Ya... he went through our trash, he says it's not gay enough."
"Well let's gay that shit up then!"
"Are you kidding me, there's no silicone here, I swear!"
"Oh... no big deal if they are or not, I don't care."
"I've got nothing to hide. Feel'em."
"I mean I... I... I... ah... ahh... I have a ahh... I'd rather feel a flabby man pec to be honest with ya, but in the name of science... if you need me to hold your bodacious bahama-mamas, or whatever the guys call'em nowadays, I'll do it. "
"Why'd you pick Larry? I mean I workout. I tweeze my unibrow. Am I not good lookin' enough for you or some shit?"
"No no no, Ronaldo, you're just not my type. You're a ten. I just like'em... chubby. That's my thing..."
"I'm a ten! Ya hear that, I'm a ten! Wahooo!"
"... On a scale to a hundred."
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry Review
Director: Dennis Dugan
Writers: Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor
Released: July 20, 2007
Movie length: 110 minutes
Cast: Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine
Kevin James - Larry Valentine
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Dan Aykroyd - Captain Phineas J. Tucker
Ving Rhames - Fred G. Duncan
Steve Buscemi - Clinton Fitzer
Nicholas Turturro - Renaldo Pinera
Allen Covert - Steve
Rachel Dratch - Benefits Supervisor
Richard Chamberlain - Councilman Banks
Nick Swardson - Kevin McDonough
Blake Clark - Crazy Homeless Man
Mary Pat Gleason - Teresa the Maid
Matt Winston - Glen Aldrich
Lance Bass - Band Leader
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